The thing about tomato and cheese sandwiches is they're misleading.
Take two pieces of averge brown bread, four slices of tomatoe and three large pieces of cheese and you have your normal, innocuous sandwich. Except its not.
It appears to be nice, the bright yellow cheese harmonizing with the lively red tomato, setting of the pale chocolate coloured bread perfectly.
It might even smell nice, fresh, healthy.
And you'll think to yourself, 'I know! I'll have a nice tomato and cheese sandwich, just what I feel like!'
But after the first bite, you will see what a grave mistake you have made.
For these sandwiches are like bananas, one becomes sick of the taste ludicrously fast. And then you find yourself confronted by a large amount of sandwich that just doesn't want to be eaten.
And it's going to sit there staring at you until you either eat it or go sandwichless.
Me? I couldn't face the damn thing and it's still sitting on my desk, cackling at my torment.
That, my friends, is why Tomato and Cheese sandwiches are evil.
..And It's at times like these that I wonder what an earth I'm doing with my life.
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